Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir

Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir is a beverage manufactured by Dastardly Dreams, LLC. It has a high sugar and fat content and has the consistency of a syrup.

Origins
Leroy Bert's famous elixir was first created by Dr. Jebediah Dastardly as a protest against the fascist regime at their local Target department store. It created with several mundane ingredients, which combined to make a fizzy atrocity. It was then shoved into a closet and forgotten for several days. After it's rediscovery, it was taken to a local high school and given out to people as a joke. It was discovered to actually taste good and has been manufactured since.