Dr. Jebediah Dastardly

Dr. Jebediah Dastardly, Also known as Jeb Cody Dastardly, is the CEO, Owner, and Lead Scientist of Dastardly Dreams LLC as well as a brilliant chemist.

Founding of Dastardly Dreams
At a young age of 5, Jebediah Dastardly had founded Dastardly Dreams LLC, when making a sidewalk stand for what he called "Ultra Slimfast." Young Jebediah made $73.96 in one day and was offered to bottle and sell the recipe as licensed soft drink. It is unknown to the public what the original recipe is, and if it will be passed on to a predecessor, or if Jeb will take it to his grave. This decision could mean the success of Dastardly Dreams LLC, seeing as it's their most popular beverage.

College
At age 20, Jebediah has began his Doctorate's degree in Beverology. During his studies, his company has sustained a large debt and on the verge of bankruptcy. So, in an attempt to save the company, officials of the company came to the University of Miami to consult with Dastardly. In this dying attempt, he simply got up, and left his dormitory. Confused, his consultants followed him as he walked to the nearby Target, and purchased a bag of ████ █████ ████, and a █ █████ bottle of ██████ and ██ ██████. He mixed them, and told the consultants to return in 3 days, as the mixture needed to ferment. They returned and tried the drink, and had achieved near-enlightenment. They instantly took the recipe and began to bottle the drink, creating now what is known as Leroy Bert's Famous Elixir, an obvious nod to the famous fallen soldier Leroy Bert, who had died during the battle of Miami.