Ultra Slimfast

Ultra Slimfast is an energy drink created by Dastardly Dreams LLC as well as being the infamous drink that started the company. It comes in 4 flavors, Original, Orange, Grape, and Strawberry. It has been the spark of many controversies and has recently been removed from shelves and all official distribution of the beverage has been shut down.

Origins
The beverage was originally created by Dr. Jebediah Dastardly at the age of 5, created to jumpstart his company, Dastardly Dreams LLC. Afterwords, it was discontinued until 1997, when it was re added to the original roster of drinks to combat the increasing popularity of energy drinks.

Contribution to Dastardly Dreams LLC
At a young age of 5, Jebediah Dastardly had founded Dastardly Dreams LLC, when making a sidewalk stand for what he called "Ultra Slimfast." Young Jebediah made $73.96 in one day and was offered to bottle and sell the recipe as licensed soft drink.

Controversies
In 1999, the drink was taken from shelves and all production was stopped due to a controversy in one of it's ingredients, ███████ ██████. Conservationists and liberals protested for the ingredient to be removed or the drink itself to stop production. The company could not afford to recreate the original recipe, so it's production stopped later October that year. Some cans may still be found online being sold for high prices.