The Crater-Mom Seduction Incident

"No, we are not from Alabama."

- Crater Smith

The Crater-Mom Seduction Incident was an incident in which Crater Smith thought his mom was trying to seduce him.

Lead up to the Incident
Notorious Pimp Crater Smith neglected his mother for a week to play with video games. Being a mother, she tried to hang out with him.

The Incident
Crater's mom watched Indiana Jones with his mother for 30 minutes in his room. She massaged his back. Crater freaked out and told her to leave his room.

The Post-Incident
"'I'm like Will Smith, but my mom is trying to seduce me.' - Crater describing himself"Crater went to school and filed a complaint with the President of the United States that his mother was trying to seduce him. Despite President Ramirez's best efforts, he remains convinced of this and is scared of his mother.